12:00 AM - 7 hours before the first day of the new school year...

A lone figure sneaks past the window looking in on the Georgetown High cafeteria. As he makes his way to the corner of the building, he stops and looks around to make absolutely sure no one is watching. He slips off his backpack and reaches in, pulling out two containers of eggs as he checks one more time to make sure there are no witnesses.

Opening the containers he gags a little, one of the eggs has opened and sent out the terrible odor of rotting yolk. Plastering the cafeteria’s ventilation system with rotten eggs will force the school to sanitize the site. And will delay the opening of the new school year which was the objective tonight. As the lone figure picked up an egg, he positioned himself for a clear shot at the ventilation duct. He prepared to throw, his arm locking back. Suddenly he is tackled by two individuals, and the egg falls out of his hand smashing on the ground. The two interlopers stand, one adjusts his glasses as he tries to catch his breath. The other one is still laying on the ground gasping for air… clearly these two were not the athletic type.

“I won’t let you keep me from the one thing I’ve been waiting for all summer!” He squeaked between breaths.

“…Who are you?” asked the would be egg vandal.

“We represent the National Education Return Defense System!” he proclaimed proudly, hands on hips.

The kid on the ground thought for a moment, “…N.E.R.D.S.?”
The other, fatter NERD got off the ground having finally regained his composure. He added, “We hacked your AIM account and saw what you were planning to do. You really should invest in a better firewall, noob!”

The two NERDS laughed and snorted together for a moment, while the kid picked himself up out of the dirt.

“Did you think this was the only thing we had planned? I have friends coming, they’re on the way and should be here any minute.” He said, and then looking down at his watch, “They should be here any minute.”

The NERDS snorted again, “Hah! Slackers!”
Just then rolls of toilet paper sailed over the top of the school library, the NERDS let out a high pitched wail before running off, leaving the slacker behind.

He looked down at the rest of his eggs, and back up at the ventilation duct. As he reached down to pick up another egg, two more NERDS ran past him chasing after a couple of his slacker friends who had stolen panties from the Teacher Apartments on campus.

It was going to be a long night, and in the end either school would delay its opening; or would open on time, perhaps even sooner. The slacker shrugged, at this point he just wanted to throw some eggs at something.